me tryin’ to get my life together
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
me when someone tries to flirt with me
This twitter is pure fucking gold.
“Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get these kids interested in Christianity? Ok? I had to tell them the Apostles were the original One Direction and they BARELY bought it.”